Does anyone know of a notary open on Saturdays?

Can vampires get AIDS?

Oh
Em
Gee

I have not bought a new CD in years. This weekend, I am so going to pick up the new one from Slash.

Apparently the Low-Rate Gold Mastercard advertised by Citibanks is for new customers only. Existing customers can go screw themselves.

According to Rush Limbaugh, Obama is Castro-like for being on TV so much. Would he prefer a less open president? He only wishes he could get as much media attention.